Okay, You Have an iPhone. So what?

I'm tired of people showing off their iPhones as a status symbol. 

I'm not jealous. I'm just annoyed.

I wouldn't be annoyed if these people showed off their iPhones by showing me something useful that they do with them.

But no, almost everyone wants me to simply acknowledge the fact that it is an "iPhone" - a premium phone that only a few people can afford to have.

They then use the phone just to make calls and text their friends! That's a real sad use of technology. It's kind of amusing, because all that these people have done is bought an expensive brick, which they then carry around and protect carefully, without ever realizing its true potential.